B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 08, 2021

Dad has 2 arms and 2 legs. Mom and Junior each have 2 legs but no discernible arms. Not sure what species any of them are supposed to be (although presumably they’re ants with 1/3 to 2/3 of their limbs missing). If Kenny isn’t adopted, he’s most certainly severely deformed. (Of course, even if he is adopted, he could still be severely deformed.)

Mom’s going to get some wool, and make him a nice swatter.

“Kenny was chosen. We didn’t have any choice with you.”

He is not adopted – we are just idioted!

You have been listening too much to buzz-feed.

You has to ask questions for what’s obvious?

Adopting a mosquito is a bad decision that one day will …..come back to bite you – - – -

If he’s not adopted, mom has some ’splaining to do.

“Son, it’s time we had a talk…”

Ironically, you both were.

He’s sorta, kinda, probably, a third cousin removed…

LMAO! thanks for putting a smile on my face :D

“They killed Kenny! You bas***ds!”

“And, by the way… {I think he’s a vampire…}”

Little sucker isn’t he.

No, he’s your cousin skeeter.

Mom just had a CRISPR gene edit before he was born.

Yes. You need to know the truth. So are you…..

No he is not adopted, we just let him hang around to keep the ant eaters away.

Kenny looks more like a Mayfly than a mosquito, so probably won’t live much longer than a day. Besides, male mosquito’s don’t bite.

Bzzzzzzzz… SLAP!!! “Oh my God! They killed Kenny!”

Good thing that Kenny’s male, you wouldn’t want to have a vampire as your sister.

Suddenly, a light bulb goes on over the Dad’s head as a look of rage begins to take shape on his face…

The Humant house hold.