Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 25, 2021

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    Averagemoe  over 3 years ago

    Sometimes when this happens to me, I try to tell the devil that I’m too smart to listen to him, but the angel says “Wait, let him talk. I want to see where he’s going with that.”

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    Antiyonder  over 3 years ago

    They should have told her to “Put that cookie down!” with a Schwarzenegger voice:-D.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 3 years ago

    “Reason Number 2: Look what I can do! Haha! Ha!”

    “But…what does that have to do with anything?”

    “No no…he’s got a point.”

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    Cookie monster never had an issue like this.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    The explanation. Which doesn’t really add a lot of light to the subject. But it does change it around…

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    Dirty Dragon  over 3 years ago

    “You didn’t hear a cookie jar lid scraping open and shut, and I was never here.” – Marigold Earl Jones in the Hunt for Chocolate Chip October.

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    Marigold: “I know nothing”!

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    Decepticomic  over 3 years ago

    Oh, those little rascals! Where’s the bug spray?

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    Flapjack omelette   over 3 years ago

    Bad cousins.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Someday, Phoebe will get rid of that pesky conscience and all will be well.

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    CaveCat87  over 3 years ago

    Since I’ve heard people compare this strip to “Calvin and Hobbes”, I just have one question; why hasn’t Calvin ever been confronted by his good and bad consciences about these sorts of things? And I’m not talking about that time when he used his duplicator with an ethicator attached to make only a good version of himself.

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    rpmurray  over 3 years ago

    I wonder if the name of the red one is Lucifer Smoking Nostrils.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Why not two?…..

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    If those are her cousins, then why does she freak out at pictures of pegasi?

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    Timmainsson  over 3 years ago

    No Maragold You are always here. In Phoebe’s life and always in ours <3

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    asrialfeeple  over 3 years ago

    Every site I visit gives me cookies.

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    rpmurray  over 3 years ago

    I wonder if Phoebe ever has these problems with HER angel and devil sides.

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    jerrica.benton333  over 3 years ago

    i can only think of powerpuffgirls 2013

    “my sisters are tiny… and DEAD!!”

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    jerrica.benton333  over 3 years ago

    also, happy day out of time!

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    ratton8  over 3 years ago

    I never understood this. One cookie never ruined my appetite.

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    ratton8  over 3 years ago

    I never understood this. One cookie never ruined my appetite.

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    Taracinablue  over 3 years ago

    Hmm… are those the little cousins’ natural appearances, or did they illusion themselves for their mischief?

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    Kali  over 3 years ago

    Should say that Dana can’t do evil unicorns. They’re still perfect. :-)

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  6 months ago

    I t would be nice if I had a red unicorn and white unicorn talking over my shoulder instead of the traditional angel and devil. :)

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