Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 21, 2021

…..and the parking meter has expired.

He’s only here for validation.

Time to get a valet.

I park out in the hinterlands and park diagonally across four spots

Or like “I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.”

“So … nothing seems to fit? Have you also been talking to yourself and feeling old? Do you feel like sometimes you’d like to quit?”

“Do Rainy Days and Mondays always get you down?”

Maybe the Carpenters can put you back on Top of the World.

He’s driving home with one headlight

What is so special about that ?? I have felt that way for over 50 years(closer to 75 but who’s counting) ! ! ! !

MAN! AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH!

He’s pushing on the Pull Door of Life.

Metaphorically speaking

What a wonderful line, in more ways than one…Bet it would look great on a headstone.

Don’t ask me why but, the “Shrink” reminds me of the one on The Sopranos TV series!

Some times I can understand that.

Diagon Alley.

I agree. Taking her out could do you some good.

I would have said going thru the mirror in Alice’s “Through the Looking Glass”. However, your way is pretty accurate also….

Great metaphor, ands obviously doesn’t have a fancy new self parker.

Great line!

…wearing brown shoes in a tuxedo world

“Did you ever feel like the world is a tuxedo, and you’re a pair of brown wing-tips”?… – George Gobel

Al,I want to know, where in heck can I find me a female bird with legs like those, I will squawk loudly until someone tells me, And I meant that

… the middle one.