Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock for June 28, 2021

I hope Yaffle gets let out for good behavior.

I still have an old RCA Victor 78 rpm of that old tune in my basement.

Elvis on the toilet, ,,,,your subtle allusions are clever.

You should see his rap sheet; that’s the piece paper that brought him down.

Tacky , very Tacky .

the king on his throne…

Uh huh huh, huh, I’m all shook up! Dude, that’s horrible! I bet you’re all cut up about it too!

Bad timing, Yaffle.

Jailhouse-rock!!

Is that Yaffle’s escape hatch? And how did paper get away SCOTT free?

Anybody remember the After Dark Screensaver? They had a Rock Paper Scissors version which was hilarious.

Yaffle emerging out from the secret room in the sparkling rock.

I’m sorry, I just don’t get this one. Please explain it like I’m 5 years old.

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that (bleepin’) paper!

I believe he prefers to go by “Dwayne Johnson” nowadays.

Had he done a number on paper, I’m guessing it would have been #2?

I knew it. I thought Elvis was alive after all this time.

Unfortunately, E died on “The Throne”

G R O A N — LOLOL

Yaffle found a way out!