Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 14, 2021

“I take it you know her?”

You’re asking that question of a Milford resident?

P1: Who the heck is that on the $20? Zane? Sure aint Andrew Jackson or Harriet Tubman. P2: Hendricks is right out of Central Casting, Hustler section. P3: And this guy’s right paw is so large he belongs on top of the Empire State Building, swatting at airplanes.

Gambling is illegal at Milford sir, and I never slice!

$100 exchanging hands, pretty heavy stakes at most Clubs!! Must be some high rollers at MCC, GilPa traveling in some pretty ritzy company. Let’s get over to the pool and see how the MILF’s weathered the pandemic and winter!!!

P1, R&W will do anything to get a giant hand in the picture.

P2, Yeah, you made a two-foot putt. A real pro!

P3, I think you better pack up your stuff. She took the job as an intern. No pay and no benefits. Drop your keys off at HR on the way out.

Am I seeing things? On Monday the guy standing is wearing a red shirt, Tuesday it was a lite blue, today its a light purple. Apparently whoever does the inking changes on a daily basis. Unpaid summer interns perhaps?

I still think that this strip was better when it was only black and white.

Super cub reporter Heather Burns is about to uncover a notorious gambling ring at MCC. Meanwhile, Vito from Goshen begins fitting her for cement overshoes.

They must have had a sale on shirts in the bar when he picked up this round of drinks, considering he changed it twice already during this conversation. Must be one of those quick change artists practicing for his shot on America’s Got Talent.

So obviously Hendricks is the summer villain, despite his lack of facial hair. He’ll be pissed when he gets home and looks at his winnings and realizes they gave him counterfeit money. That ain’t Hamilton on those bills.

And speaking of bills, a heaping dose of Mopped Up Thorp is on today’s bill!

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Thanks for posting the link my friend.

I’ll tell you what I think about Heather . In all reality she can’t spell, write a sentence let alone a paragraph. She wouldn’t recognize a story if it walked in and introduced itself to her . She’s a non smiling law suit filing b@TCH . Thanks for your input Marjie, now get over to the CC and get us a story about the drug dealers and hustling going on there. I’m on it Chief .DON’T CALL ME CHIEF ! !!!

Marjie is a nosy one

P2- The role of Hendricks in today’s episode of Milford Masterpiece Theatre, a Quinn Martin Production, is played by The Punisher, Thomas Jane.

With his best Marlin Brando impression, complete with hand gesture, he replies “I made her an offer she can’t refuse”

P-4: No, I just pulled her name out of my &^%.