The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 01, 2021

Take my picture…..take my picture.

Vanity Fair.

The person taking your picture used to work at the police station taking mug shots.

You’re going to hate this one, too.

No one likes their photo ID.

Tough luck.

I’m sorry Gladys, but we can’t afford our camera breaking down if we take your picture.

You need to lose it if you want one early

All she has to do is follow the rules of the road and she will be fine. I don’t see her needing to show her license to buy alcohol, so she should be fine. They no longer card me for buying beer, now restaurants want to see my license to make sure I qualify for the senior discount.

i’m happy to blame my lack of good looks on the police photographer…

I think they have special cameras that distort faces. I had to show mine to a young lady and she laughed.

Don’t laugh, it happens

Good luck with that, Gladys. My experience shows that the pics only get worse, not better.

‘Sure. Nate’s “school picture guy” will be happy to help you.’

Better with the devil you know Gladys.

A new picture won’t be any better, you’re older and have more wrinkles than last time.

Vanity…..!

My retired Air Force indefinite military ID photo looks like a mugshot. Don’t dare ask for another. Takes an act of GOD. And don’t lose it. Even GOD might not be able to help you. I have to go thru ARMY to replace my AIR FORCE ID as nearest AF base is far away. No love lost there with the ARMY helping. Ream of paperwork. Good Grief.

I doubt that the picture would improve any even if she did get a new license. It’s not the picture that looks bad……

When I last moved, I went to get a new license. I wasn’t expecting a new picture and new license, just a sticker on the back. When I got the new one, I wrote an email to the department and complained that I had actually liked the old one and wasn’t happy with how they did it since I wasn’t prepared for it. I was just letting off steam, I didn’t expect any response. About a week later I got another license with my old picture on it!

This time use a picture with her wearing a mask. That should be an improvement.

Gladys when your last picture was taken you looked then as good as you will ever look, unless of course you try plastic surgery, and I doubt Brutus can’t afford that much plastic.

I’m getting ready to move from Arizona back to Texas after my husband’s death last month. I just completed chemo so my hair is about a quarter-inch long. I’m going to be almost bald when I have to get my Texas license. :sigh:

Real ID?

My PA one expired last month and due to Covid they just sent me a new one with the previous picture; saved me a trip to the DMV so OK with me…

Can’t shine a turd Gladys!