Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 15, 2021

Wallace, that was a GREAT idea! You just needed a good structural engineer to help guide you. And anything other than Pace taco sauce.

Better watch out! Mr Farmer is closing in on you.

Hark! Something Fell approaches from the north north east. Beware!

1. The Three Faces of Rose

2. Watch out, Little BunRabs. Mr. Macgregor’s American cousin is coming.

Sterling has been unusually docile, so far. I wonder if that changes tomorrow.

Catcher in the corn, err!

Corn is the best.

All the folks on Rocky Top get their corn from a jar..

Young entrepreneurs, full of great ideas.

What’s a Johnny cake?

There’s a storm approaching!

Blimey that’s a whole lotta corn!

Don’t forget candy corn for dessert. But alas, I think the corn circle will be ending shortly…..

Misguided, but probably resulted in a heck of a story to tell.

Remember, corn = wheat in British English; what these lads are talking about is maize!

I like this Corn Fort story line. There are so many ways to go or come back to it. A Corn Maze at Halloween, Crop Circles with Aliens…

They must have just watched the movie “*Interstellar*” – the only crop that would grow is corn/maize and they had it served many different ways!

deep fried corn on the cob wrapped in bacon!

Corny

And Spud doesn’t have that much hair!

I’d love to visit the Corny Corner: Corn fritters, corn souffle, corn chowder, grilled corn on the cob with lime butter..mmmmm!

At first, I figured Wallace had just blazed a path into the middle of the corn field for his wonderful “fort”, but now we get this bird’s eye view. HOW did Wallace (and maybe even Spud) clear out a whole circle like that?

I assume he meant to say a “trampoline taqueria”. A “tacorita” would be rather disgusting variant on a Margarita; tequila, triple sec or Cointreau, lime juice, spiced ground beef, lettuce, tomato, cheese and salsa to taste.

What little hair he has. Expect the gull cleaned it for him.