Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 24, 2021

It will be when it’s held in Amsterdam.

Why not? They have added so many other one-time fads, one can’t keep up with the different titles.

She wants to have a run for the Roses?

I do what I call “aerobic gardening.” I dig the holes. My wife plants the flowers. The problem is that the clay soil requires a pick axe to make any headway.

Competitive gardening? It would like like competitive novel reading…

That’s when the Brits become PLATINUM medal winners…….

Cupcake wars before gardening.

Paging “Kevin & Kell…”

I still wouldn’t qualify.

No. That would take the fun out of it.

It is as far as I’m concerned. Unfortunately, none of my neighbors participate.

Yeah, the Greeks ‘discovered’ that event after their recent hosting of the Olympics adventure. Many had to grow gardens to be able to eat.

Standby, it’s probably not far off.

…or beer drinking

“You gotta stop, and smell the roses. You gotta count your many blessings, every day. You’re gonna find your way to Heaven, is a rough, and rocky road, if you don’t stop and smell the roses along the way (Thank you, Mac Davis!).”