Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 14, 2021

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  over 3 years ago

    “Its that J. Jonah Jameson guy, he’s always saying he’s a menace!”

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    Always my least favorite super hero.

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    dcandmx  over 3 years ago

    They may need a better webmaster.

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    franksmin  over 3 years ago

    Poor Spider-Man. Met his ultimate demise when he encountered Rolled-Up-Newspaper-Man

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    With great power comes great websponsibility.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    With so many people on the web these days, seems like you’d be very popular.

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    DM2860  over 3 years ago

    Well if you only had 4 legs…

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    notinksanymore  over 3 years ago

    Blame National Geographic. My four-year-old got a National Geographic learn-to-read book about spiders as a gift. I went from largely unconcerned to “omg there’s a spider, run for your life” after looking at those pictures. New house rule is that if you want to read the spider book, Daddy has to help you, cause Mama ain’t doing it =D

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    anomalous4  over 3 years ago

    My big husky Marine vet nephew is terrified of spiders. I don’t know what he thinks of Spider-Man – maybe I’ll ask him when I see him next week.

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    Mighty Phavahg  over 3 years ago

    Wear a costume, doofus.

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    Maybe because everyone learned that Toby McGuire was the awful person being portrayed as Player X in the movie, Molly’s Game.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    I don’t think Batman did much for bats either.

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      over 3 years ago

    He is quite amazing indeed.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s okay, little spiders. I think you’re wonderful for getting rid of all those flies!

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