Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 17, 2021

It will get warmer when it turns yellow.

Right now, it seems that he is mostly concerned with shrinkage.

Only Bob and everyone else.

You should check the ocean water in Oregon. That’s cold water. My SCUBA certification card says “Cold Water DIver”.

The professionals say ‘wet.’

Eh? I don’t gets this.

The little girl’s opinion is pail by comparison.

I was in the pool ! I was in the pool ! ER the lake….

Where’s the warm water?

Depends where Bob is.

Once he becomes a professional water critic, he can wave.

Bob has an amazing grasp of the obvious.

And wet

Not only cold, it is also wet.

Well, he’s out of his element.

THE Bob Malone? No. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Malone

If the water is cold, give one of the people close by a couple of minutes, before the cold water “hits” them, and they warm it up. Yeah, eewwwwww!

More Professional Water Critic Robert F. Malone: “Brrr.”

PC Water Critic R. F. Malone: “Thermally Challenged.”

Deep too