Prickly City by Scott Stantis for July 16, 2021

Please!!! Have some consideration!!! Even monkeys are more smarter then HUGHmons!!

/SHNARK/

Not always so clever.

No, monkeys have tails. We’re apes.

Ah the Green alien perspective,

The Grays will have a most different view of the situation!

What I want to know is when are they going to take over the world. I mean come on guys, you’ve been visiting for thousands of years (according to Giorgio) and you still haven’t made up your minds?

Alien logic: “If A, then Whatever.”

We also saw “Battlefield Earth” a few years ago.

Stantisfernuthin’ is just on this UFO things to take our minds off of the terrible things the right-wing populists are doing.

Extraterrestrial beings have visited our ancestors, as Ancient Astronaut theorists believe, their purpose was to improve the species homo sapiens. Then isn’t is possible that their attempts were unsuccessful? Is that why they removed, erased, and otherwise eradicated all real evidence of their presence? And if so, would that explain why current homo sapiens can’t agree on any given proposition more complex than 2 + 2 = 4? On the next episode of Ancient Aliens, we’ll investigate the possibility that Area 51 in Roswell, New Mexico, was really the site of an ancient tin foil manufacturing facility centuries before tin foil was invented. Don’t miss it! /s

we’re not monkeys. We’re a subset of the Great Ape. They’ll just be getting clever apes.

Who wants a place peopled with polydactylic hands?

After the “War Of The Worlds” broadcast in 1938 there was an editorial cartoon that showed two Martians looking at the Earth. One said to the other, “Invade Earth? I wouldn’t go there to win a bet!”