Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 16, 2021

Rubin should maybe be sacked?

So THAT’s what it means… :D :D :D

Gonna need more bags.

But it’s hard to run with them and actually ransack.

Just like Aldi’s!

Just like returning the 3D glasses at the movies

And I thought looting and pillaging meant not returning things.

Good speech. Now, OSHA wants to talk to you about that ladder placement.

“I know this is the fourth time this week we’ve attacked but tonight will be different, there will be guards in the castle!”

with apologies to George Carlin.

What a plunderful speech.

Don’t try to ravage Aldi’s – they’ll charge you .10 per sack.

It takes a pillage.

Remember, rape and pillage, THEN burn

Ah environmentally safe pillaging.

after they’re done they’ll all be in the bag…