Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 22, 2021

There will be many people who do not get this. Me for example.

It will get the same amount of use as a stationary bike would, but you won’t be able to drape your clothes over it.

In this case, it is a stationery bike.

It doesn’t needs a stand because it’s always standing.

Paper cuts.

Let’s eat Grandma!

Let’s eat, Grandma!

Spelling matters, but punctuation saves lives.

great… how do I get it out of the picture so I can ride it?

I hoped that “stationery” bike could have been made of pencils, erasers and other stuff. Could have been more funnier.

Thank a teacher;they’re now preaching social issues, not fundamentals

The next day he received a stationary trike.

If the wind were to blow it out of his hands, it would be a stationery bike that’s no longer stationary.

I told my doctor I had a stationary bike. He said, " do you use it?" I said, " I just told you it was stationary!"

A coworker won a boat and only had to send $300 for shipping. He got the boat, it was a 2" toy.

Love it! Really great artwork on the bike by the way. It’s mechanically correct, but still fits the style of a cartoon. And I loved the play on words, too.

You could get some exercise if you fold it into a paper plane and chase it around.

Probably just as useful.

can’t spell. ha! what a looser…

Put it on the ground and run on the spot for excercise.