Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 28, 2021

Disturbing.

Well, come on… a lot of people favor their right arm

Sinister undertones.

All righty then.

Feeling a bit naked?

On the contrary. He’s always trying to improve his right arm. But to him, you are perfect just the way you are!

One arm seems to have been smothered with attention.

Does he call himself “Mom”?

Is his right arm Dicky and his left arm Tommy?

Oh yeah, I feel the love!!!! I’ve been jabbed by a needle like a billion times! What is it your complaining about, Lefty??

His left arm should be happy that he likes it the way it is.

Patience, your turn is coming.

Rat-a-TATTOO-ie

Sleeve me alone!

You’re not wrong but you’re not right.

Never understood the tattoo craze. Esp on a beautiful woman. If that is sexist so be it….as my brother once said “Why put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari”?

Maybe the right arm has done more for him than the left.

HIS FAVORITE ARM HE NAMED BETTY

I wonder when he got out of prison. He must have been a “bitch” for a whole gang.

Right on!

my gawd that’s ugly

Time to get out some Bradbury. “The Illustrated Man” sounds good for today.

There is something sinister about that arm.

I can relate, I’m usually left out also.

Right

He just has to wait until next month’s paycheck.

As I turned 65 this year, I made the observation that it’s hard for me to be a dirty old man since so many women have tattoos and I find them unattractive.

You are right, Lefty, he likes Righty better. He isn’t going to tattoo you; he will use a branding iron on you!