Why in the world would Cliff need a fitbit?
“I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; I was always tired.” – Mark Twain
You need to join a 12-step program.
That’s a sassy Fitbit.
Sounds legit to me.
I don’t know if waddling would be considered stepping.
Takes a lot of energy to get up from the sofa ya know
How many “steps” does a slug take? Or a snake?
Can I watch people running on TV and count that as vicariously achieving my steps?
One place I used to work, a coworker really did get winded walking from his work station to the restroom.
He takes longer strides than I do.
That was me when I was anemic.
Okay! Who put the camera in my home?
Which is why I don’t, and never will, own a Fitbit.
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why in the world would Cliff need a fitbit?
pearlsbs over 3 years ago
“I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; I was always tired.” – Mark Twain
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
You need to join a 12-step program.
TStyle78 over 3 years ago
That’s a sassy Fitbit.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sounds legit to me.
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
I don’t know if waddling would be considered stepping.
geese28 over 3 years ago
Takes a lot of energy to get up from the sofa ya know
Ermine Notyours over 3 years ago
How many “steps” does a slug take? Or a snake?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Can I watch people running on TV and count that as vicariously achieving my steps?
Jogger2 over 3 years ago
One place I used to work, a coworker really did get winded walking from his work station to the restroom.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 3 years ago
He takes longer strides than I do.
Daeder over 3 years ago
That was me when I was anemic.
William Stoneham Premium Member over 3 years ago
Okay! Who put the camera in my home?
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 3 years ago
Which is why I don’t, and never will, own a Fitbit.