Monty by Jim Meddick for August 02, 2021

Monty is neither. (Civilian or Life Guard). Monty is just Monty.

Yes! It’s the Swiss Knife of lame excuses for not really being a rescue swimmer.

The last thing a drowning person needs is Monty’s help.

Monty will be the one needing a rescue before this is all over

The way he has it tied over his head he will drown for sure, he’d best tie it under his chin. (Protecting our only Monty)

This comic strip is not worth the space on my list nor the time I have wasted reading it! I’m deleating it from my list!

Monty has man cans!

Great moments in phallic….oops, wrong comic.

If you shove it down your trunks you can look like you’re wearing Depends!

Occasionally, you have to hit someone with it, so they will calm down enough to be towed ashore.

So it’s not just a sign?

You tie it to the drowning person so it will bob above their corpse and make it easier for the people in the boats to retrieve the body.

It can be a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl… (Airplane! reference)

The rescue tube, made up of high-density foam, can help keep the drowning victim afloat when they rest on it, or if they can’t swim, the lifeguard can bind it around the victim’s body and then drag them to safety.

It just seemed like something a lifeguard should have cause I saw it on Baywatch.

Mr. Moobs shows his ignorance.

Monty, a lifeguard? Please! I’d sooner believe in Mitch Buchanan….