Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 03, 2021

I’ll admit that I do like the occasional waffle between pancakes…

omg Sopapilla did it!

“If I WERE a jury…”

He could’ve walked back there to ask her that, so I hope he has some better questions.

Trick question!!!

I guess Sherrif Haywire would have throne the book at me, I love Hawiian Pizza.

Hey Squirrelly, there an officer with the Hawai’ian Governor’s task force who’d love to meet you.

If Rip would just try Pineapple and Canadian Bacon Pizza, his zeal for mere pancakes would be a thing of the past!

Everybody knows you have to cut a pineapple up, and just put certain parts of it on pizza.

Another thing I learned from Chanello’s, back in the day, is to get dipping sauce for the last bits of crust.

GUILTY! GUILTY! I AM SOOOO GUILTY!!!

I’m pretty open about pizza – I can tolerate thin crust, and white sauces – but I’ll pass on pineapple or other fruits (excepting tomatoes) on my pizza.

Pineapple and green olives together on pizza is the best thing ever!

KA-PINEAPPLE!

While I like pineapple on pizza, I admit it’s an acquired taste and I don’t begrudge people who don’t like it. I think we can all agree that anchovies are gross, though.

ka-amen

As long as it’s not onions, I can handle most pizza toppings.