Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 29, 2021

Those Frenchies seek him everywhere!

That drink is for the heavy drinker, judging from the size of that glass.

A long trip for an old joke, but funny. And to think Bond only drank gin martinis – one ingredient – shaken, not stirred. Think what he missed.

…and this ran on a Sunday morning! Oh, what to have missed!

I guess it still beats squeegee shots.

He had me until the olives.

Try gulping down a couple of Hurricanes in New Orleans….Bada Bing Bada Bang

Finally, a cocktail actually worth what they’re charging in hotel bars these days.

It’s got beer in it? What a sissy drink. replace the quart of beer wit the same amount of vodka and it’ll make a decent drink. Oh and make mine a double.

After the funeral, Id brought in the village drunk from Iot.

For animated cartoon fans:

Huckleberry Hound appeared in one cartoon as the Purple Pumpernickel.

Daffy Duck had appeared in an earlier cartoon as the Scarlet Pumpernickel.

In college, we called that screech

Wow…………….. I don’t envy his liver.

That should be enough to kill an elephant. Hooray for Baroness Orczy.

OK, ’fess up. Who tried making that?

The Purple Pimpernel is not a person, but a birthmark that identifies the lost royal baby in Țhe Court Jester”, starring Danny Kaye.

I guess Sweet Adeline is the song they are singing, but it’s interesting that it could be Sweet Caroline which has become a huge bar singing song.

Reminds me of Buddy Love’s concoction in the original Nutty Professor!