B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 05, 2021

The sun is either bashful or it just doesn’t like Jane.

A face that would stop a clock, before there were clocks.

I’d say she got out on the wrong side of the bed, but it appears they don’t have any.

One time I was reason number 801 why I’m not a morning person.

Jane, is the only person that can bring Mother Nature to her knees.

The sun doesn’t seem to be a Jane fan (at least not so early in the morning). The sun deserves a Zero Star(s) rating this morning for how it treated a pleasant (and welcoming) Jane.

Now I see why she is so pasty white.

Maybe she overslept. And is looking to the West, and a setting Sun.

Or you could get mythological, and say that she scared Apollo’’s Sun-chariots horses away, taking the Sun with them.

That’s a dis-Grace!

Imagine what the sun would do if she stood like that in her birthday suit.

Thanks Fat Broad. Now I can roll over and go back to bed.

I thought something like that would be #1 on the list, not #800…

Funny, it stood still for Joshua ..

Jane in the morning, is enough to scare the Sun from the sky. Wow!!

She’s got that “sunken” feeling again….

Very impressive indeed that the sun reacts to you…..

Hey, as a scientist, I object. The earth’s sudden acceleration would knock her off her feet.

She just doesn’t have a sunny disposition.

She scared the sun

There goes the sun!

Maybe she tied one on last night and the sun was actually setting?

“Hey! What happened to the sun?”

“Oh, Jane was out early again this morning.”

“Oh, no! Not again!”