Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 04, 2021

Put the kids in striped shirts and have them sing ‘Scotch and Soda’ (only old farts will get this).

The earnings will just about cover the lawyer fees for violating the liquor licensing laws.

And young, innocent children pouring drinks!!!

Usually kids drive their own parents to drink.

Will their new adoptive parents or foster parents be able to use the money collected here toward their college costs?

I thought the point of scotch was to have other people see you drinking it.

“I’d buy that for a dollar”!

There are police departments that bust children for lemonade stands. Which town is this?

Funny how in the past 18 months those stands have flourished in Portland, Seattle, NYC, Minneapolis, Atlanta, etc.

That is one tiny kid!

Happy hour!

Must be single malt because you can’t give that blended sh** away.

They probably get a lot of repeat business.

They’re going to college at the same time?

Bar and Tavern owners don’t seem to get rich as easily – even with the proper licensing and approvals to sell the stuff legally. Somehow I don’t think their other overhead costs are so high that they aren’t making $10 or $20 grand a day (or 30 if she’s means college for all three)?

By noon? That must be some neighborhood.