That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 22, 2021

“Greta, you take the bath and I will keep an eye out for Ranger Schmidt.”

Because you told me that we’d feel safer here in the woods as soon as the moon came out.

“I wish they would put a door on this lavatree.”

I could swear I heard that bush give a wolf whistle.

“Don’t worry – it’s so dark and blurry they can hardly see anything anyway.

Mr & Mrs Claus skivving off work to go skinny dipping

Elke stepped from the pond wet and dripping. / ‘Twas the first time she’d gone skinny-dipping. / And now feeling bolder, / peered over her shoulder, / to learn whether a man saw her stripping. /// She was proud of her full-rounded shape, / which is why she would often wear crepe. / When told “skinny” meant skin / and not “dipping” while thin, / she was glad the girls chose to undrape.

I would say, “ don’t be em bare assed” but you already are…I think your behind is broken though, it has a big crack in it!

There’s a pool in the lush Park of Terni, / which is lovely, secluded and ferny. / There the girls go to bathe, / (they don’t bother to swathe), / but if seen they will need an attorney.

“Sorry we’re spoiling your landscape painting.”

zwei mädchen mit big büttcheeks…

If you’ve seen one far-off painted butt, you’ve seen them all.

Who broke the 4th wall? Us spectators or the artwork?

The girls found a site quite bucolic / for a swim, some fun, and a frolic. / But as everyone knows, / When you take of your clothes, / Someone’s always around to spot it.

“In the deep dark hills of eastern Kentucky……….

So, Amy and her friend were mounted on plywood!

Two damsels laved in a wood /and I, passing by, thought I could / with a bit of discretion / perhaps join their session / but I must have been misunderstood. //Instead of the welcome I’d sought /a raft of misfortune I bought. /When I entered the pond /with my wet waving wand / my vision came swiftly to naught. /// How sadly this short story ends/ for the session to chaos descends/ no welcome extends/ and you can’t make amends/ when those ladies are more than just friends…

“Hey! Quit staring! Haven’t you ever seen naked girls before?”

Carl couldn’t figure out why his illustration for “Babes in the Wood” was rejected.

“Greta, you know you could have went a little further into the woods to drop that load of sauerkraut”

It’s Melcher, for the win! But thank you for playing.

Peek-a-boo ladies, we see you!

" I bet there’s a little bear behind that bush," she mused.

Bathing girls in the park of Terni: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Carl_Blechen_002.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting. Other versions has 4 other versions of this scene by the artist (he perhaps painted more such).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

https://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/07/masterpiece-2752.html 

I have added a comment there (already approved by Mr. Melcher) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

Elke was equipped with a Kardashian “back porch” but try as she might, she could never flip a glass over her head such that it landed safely upon it. Thus, Kim’s only talent remained solely hers.

plywood wasn’t invented until 1865

They may have been hoping for a lovely secluded dip, but unfortunately the drought ensured that a muddy wade was all that was available.

Woody and the full moon.

i think i would have chosen a spot with a little bit more sun, water is chilly. shrinks up the goods.

OK … sure. I bought it for a song and a dance … but why did we come here for?