Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 04, 2021

I like having sex with a teacher, she kept insisting that we do it over until it was perfect.

Oh God is suppose to be the orgasm catchphrase. Thank God…he’s finished?

“Be fruitful and multiply…”

“I didn’t want to be THAT religious.”

God I’m coming. My Dad’s last words……

Perhaps the screaming was because it was over.

Oh Lord I’m coming! She’d of made it, if the UPS driver hadn’t been holding her down!

That’s why atheists are always so lonely. They have no one to talk to while in the moment.

Ahh-men!

If he’s lucky she’ll let him participate next time.

Was he even in the room?

“Wadda thing I been praying for?”

….And I never heard any guy who kept saying “oops” so often?

Better pray you don’t get the heebeejeebees

Seems to me she’s sack-religious…

But it was the Devil that made her do it!

^ಠ_ಠ^

Sex? I vaguely remember it. I think.

Hey, John! is that a “poop-eating grin” on her face? Sure looks like it! And he’s looking like “What did I do right?”

Weird thing I learned when I was a youngster – if you ask ‘em what they like and how, and even have them show you, after all of that they think that it’s all because of God and thank him (or her), loudly and repeatedly. Hey! I helped, didn’t I?

May the God of your choice bless you.

It’s nice to be appreciated. It’s only occasionally that I get a standing ovation.

she practices her faith with religious fervor…

And they did it Missionary style!

“Well, as a doctor I’m not bothered, but it scared the hell out of the children in the downstairs ward”…

Sex is my religious experience