Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 14, 2021

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    jr1234  over 3 years ago

    BEELIEVABLE ?

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    TStyle78  over 3 years ago

    I want a box. Probably is better than the other one?

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    A lot of customers prefer the variety with Roasted Acorns.

    Get the Spicy variety if you have a “taste” for some extra Sting.

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    Comes with one “Free” EpiPen.

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    Pet  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of old MAD magazine ads

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    sweet, I wanna bowl. gotta try it out before I buy ya know. :)

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    They is available commercially now? You means I no longer has to go into the woods looking for em?

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This strip gave me hives.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    LOL! Cute

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    Almost no murder hornets?” You’d think they could filter all those out.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s a Honey of an Oak? O, sorry, wrong cereal.

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    ZEPP Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sigh. Mixed tropes: Honey bees don’t make paper nests—they’re more crevice dwellers. The paper nest—such as the one figured—is that associated with the non-honey making, baldfaced hornet, Dolichovespula maculata (L.).

    But then neither species packages its wares in boxes, so I guess a need a greater dose of suspension of disbelief! :-)

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    Fantom Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Boy, this strip is a real ‘stinger’ today.

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    Darryl Heine  over 3 years ago

    Murder hornets? Are they worse than West Nile Virus/Zika Virus causing mosquitoes?

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    HA! One of the best in a long line of great ones!

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    swanridge  over 3 years ago

    They’re all the same. More food value in the box than the contents.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Needs more sugar. :)

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’d love to walk around in the world with you Mr. Parisi. Your mind goes into such crazy directions. I love it!

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    PaulAbbott2  over 3 years ago

    Love the box top, Mark. “Open, then run!” and the angry bee with a bat sneaking out. That was a great thing about Wacky Packs, you might see something you didn’t see he first three or four times you looked.

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    Nuliajuk  over 3 years ago

    Cartoon shorthand for a beehive is always a wasp’s nest instead.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Brilliant!

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    there’s a huge buzz about this product…

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    ars731  over 3 years ago

    Nick Cage raves “it’s bunches of NOOOTTTT THE BEEESS!! ARGHHHH MMMY EYES!”

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      over 3 years ago

    This is just pure genius.

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    rgcviper  over 3 years ago

    “Mmm—beehive chunks … "

    Clever one.

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    stevenxfiles  about 3 years ago

    Try the new improved taste with real chunks of covid19

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