The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 21, 2021

It bagels the mind…

That dog is toast.

His dad was a champion doughberman.

Torus? No bull!

He runs circles around some other breeds!

As Homer would say…. “Dough!”

Sit. Now roll over. Now rise slowly.

The owner has to clean up his creamed cheeze.

As a lad, I thought Underdog’s girlfriend was “Sweet Polly Pure Bread” and that she had something to do with Wonder Bread…

What do you say to that puppy’s mixed offspring (that’s half bagel)?

“Hi Bread.”

We call her Cream Cheese.

Careful, lady. His bagel bites.

purebread? must’ve paid a lotta dough…

Mix?

No, I made him from scratch.

Better than those vicious Pumpernickels.

I do nut think this is very funny

It’s a tough breed to own. They’re carboactive.

It’s a lox to win the next dog show.

so cute, I could just eat it up!

It’s no ‘wonder’ he doesn’t like electric toasters or forks.

Yes, he is cute. Thanks a lox.

His mother was a bialy

Gets really skittish around salmon.

I am happy to report that the bagel has the appropriate number of legs for a baked good.

I just read about Pocket Beagles. Seems the bark isn’t any smaller.

Probably cost too much dough.

Now I’m wishing I had a bagel instead of oatmeal…

Mmm, I could go for a pure bread bagel right about now.

It must be interesting watching it chase its tail.

Pure breads are nice, but I’d rather have an Everything Bagel.

Puppyseed?

to own that kind of puppy he’s gotta be a gluten for punishment…