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Online sites from proven med centers and major university med centers usually give more accurate and sometimes more depressing news, but they are trustworthy.
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh Honey, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.
Ubintold over 3 years ago
Bummer.
zerotvus over 3 years ago
can i get a pill for that?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh no – that proves fatal in 100% of cases.
dflak over 3 years ago
I looked up my medical condition on the web. In three clicks I went from having a mild headache to clinically dead.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Online sites from proven med centers and major university med centers usually give more accurate and sometimes more depressing news, but they are trustworthy.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s a big problem right there.
oldlady07 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Only middle aged? Yippee!
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Unfortunately, there is only one cure for middle age and that’s old age.
Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member over 3 years ago
“I’m so far over the hill, I can’t remember seeing the hump!” Chill Wills.
Judy Saint Premium Member over 3 years ago
Read further. It’s cancer. It’s always cancer.
pshea over 3 years ago
Wait ’til you turn 60!
J. R. M. over 3 years ago
Is it contagious? Most likely hereditary.