Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 12, 2021

I would have thought of that spot as an exit, not an entrance.

“Eh? Oh, there you are, Tom! Say, what’s the other entrance for?”

“None of your freakin’ business, that’s what it’s for!”

Brokeback turtles.

Now I wonder what’s it all about with that other sign that says “Make all deliveries in rear!”

“Get your head out of my …”

Slow to walk. Slow to read

my dog impression

“What, with my tongue in your tail? Nay, come again, Good Kate; I am a gentleman.”

Figured this one would garner some twisted comments…

It will all work out in the end.

Turtles sniff butts too?

Snappy turtle

…or smell?

Must have come from Friso.

Just trying to get some tail.

LOLOLOL

I would have thought that was more of an exit.