Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 05, 2021

“Just saying”

Even bottled water has an expiration date. This has to do with precautions concerning the plastic in the bottle leaching into the water. Only thing I know of that does not spoil is honey.

By the time I catch on to these phrases they are already passe.

“My Bad”

Pushing the envelope.

“Waasss Up!”

My honey is spoiled. Flowers, candy, dinner out, etc.

Yep. Do away with expiration dates! Are you going to let so-called science tell you how to live and take away another freedom? It’s another hoax and conspiracy to get you to buy more after throwing away what is in your fridge.

If it’s a bit off you’re strong enough to survive. Exp dates are for the weak. Let natural selection work.

Alcohol has an expiration date! I have a spray bottle with an Ex date…who knew?

“Know what I’m sayin”

Corner grocery store when the lunch meat has a green tint. Do you really need a date?

The green fuzzy stuff is a clue.

This is so true!

How about “Can I go with”. To which I always reply, “With what”.

“that being said.” and " For sure "

“Let me be clear…”

Somebody’s thinking outside the box.

I try to avoid clichés like the plague.

WHATEVER …!!!

Everybody saying “so” so much.

I can’t stand “ It is what it is” or “You know me”. i have never heard of “ You do you”. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

“Millennials are killing (fill in the blank) industry!”

Be that as it may….

In reply to Ralph, I say Totally!

“Reach out to” instead of simply “call” (or “email” or whatever.)