Monty by Jim Meddick for September 12, 2021

Reminiscent of the farmer who had to paint “COW” in big red letters on the side of his cows during deer-hunting season.

I’ll trade the arrow for a new shirt that does NOT have a hole in it".

Sure. Let me borrow your bow to give it back to you. How fast can you run?

Is that Hal on his T Shirt? https://www.philipchircop.com/post/9178910566/what-is-your-birthmark-gary-larson-creator-of

You get the same result wearing a Milli Vanilli shirt to a Metallica concert.

Monty is really brave. I would have fled in terror after the first arrow.

Is that a “Fear the Deer” shirt? Go Bucks!

Some woman was hanging her wash out and was shot by a fearless hunter. It was ruled her fault for not wearing ORANGE during hunting season!! Murica!

I don’t object to hunting, but if you are unable to distinguish between people wearing deer shirts and actual deer, find another hobby.

I just saw a Tex Avery cartoon where a man is wearing the latest in hunter safety gear – an outfit with alarm bells, waving flags, warning lights, “MAN” in big letters – and BLAM! down he goes. A dim-looking hunter runs up yelling “I got one!” Someone calls out “Hey, Homer! You get a deer?” He replies “Yeah, he’s got big antlers like this!” and puts his open hands to his head to describe, and BLAM!

The deer are as crazy as the hunters during deer season. I had a deer run into the side of my car. It did a couple thousand dollars worth of damage. I’m glad it didn’t break my driver’s side window.

Anybody who can’t tell the difference between a picture of an animal on a shirt and an actual animal needs to see an eye doctor before hunting or doing anything else where good eyesight is a matter of life or death.

The antler hat was a poor fashion choice too.

And, I’m pretty sure his head mounted on my wall wouldn’t look very impressive.

The deer crossing road signs with pictures of deer always have lots of holes in them.

My wife and I were walking on a trail in a park She was wearing her tan suede jacket. A park ranger stopped us and said she had to take off the jacket or leave the park.

Not a very good shot.

Good thing he left the antler hat at home.

Unfortunately, this will happen many times this fall during deer season.

Lesson learned…..

I have never met a hunter that so inept and irresponsible as these yahoos.

Seriously, Monty ought to thank these guys for being such lousy shots, and also for helping him decide to get rid of that “I’m a target!” shirt!

Hunting season in northern/mid New Jersey was always extra dangerous because of the NYC goombahs who used to roam the back roads blasting away at anything on four legs.

This had me going off to check if there are tshirts sold with concentric rings on it.