Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 09, 2021

Just cut out the middle(wo)man and kiss him yourself.

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but shouldn’t someone inquire as to the woman’s preference? If she prefers the other man then the first can go outside. He’ll be stood up against a wall and pop goes the weasel . . .

What do you mean Bert Kalmar’s on the phone?

Just keeping it in the family are you? And here I thought that only hot-dogs would be the only things that I found in-bread.

I never kissed any of my cousins.

Alabama Family reunion

Boys! Boys! Don’t fight. There’s plenty to go around. Just ask her high school class – male and female.

you can tell that she’s anxious to suck face with her aggressive cousin…

The background looks more like it’s set amidst the Dixie Fire in California…

Kiss me (kiss me), I love the way that you kiss me (kiss me, ooo). There’s only one thing wrong with the way you kiss me (kiss me, yeah). Now your kisses are sweeter than sugar & plenty strong enough. But the bad part is you don’t do it slow enough, oh.

CHORUS:Do it again just a little bit slower. Do it again just a little bit slower. I just can’t stand it when it’s over. Do it again just a little bit slower.

But..but she’s my date!

This is a ‘designated cousin only’ family.

You go with what’s familiar.

No doubt they’re step cousins.

Well she’s MY sister and I claim seniority!

“Settle down, boys! I have more than one pair of lips!”

Remember on game night that ‘Incest’ is a game the whole family can play…

which one is the bum smoocher?