Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for August 25, 2021

A “colossal” mistake.

What are you, Gramps, a racist?

So, you’re ok with bad comics?

Careful, Grandpa. That kind of talk could get you a first-hand look at a giant’s digestive tract!

Yeah, how could you be okay with a man eating giant? He’s obviously a sexist who eats only men.

Yeah, Grandpa’s about fed up with Heathcliff hanging out with that giant. And to tell you the truth, so am I.

But the giant only eats vegetarians…

I don’t understand, why do I keep reading Heathcliff? It’s not funny or clever. In fact it makes no sense at all. And yet here I am again. It must be some kind of addiction. Maybe I keep hoping something will change, but nothing ever does. Help…..

Wait until the giant blows a bubble gum bubble and floats away!

What IS up with the man-eating giants theme? Will there be an actual punchline next week, or something?

yep!