Close to Home by John McPherson for August 26, 2021

Check with Bleeb. Maybe he can help you invent that bucket.

So first on your bucket list is to invent the bucket so that you can have a bucket list. That makes sense. Although I think Bleeb might be a bit confused on that one.

Do you two cavemen even know what a “bucket” is even normally used for? ;D

Bleeb sure has been around a long time.

Make sure it has a hole in it, otherwise it’s of no further use after it’s full.

First catch wild horse. Then he buck it.

Will he invent it before he kicks it? Can he kick it before he invents it?

Yea! My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It

Yea! My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It

Yea! My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It

I can’t buy no beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=045__ojHb_g

Not sure why, but today’s is one of my all time favorites.

Dittos!!! :-)

Caveman#1 me finally invent the bucket

Caveman #2 thanks for new toilet

“Hmmm.. Tiger stomach make good bota.” ( remember those kiddies? )

“…… mmmm, then me eat, take nap, watch Star Trek reruns, then count all money me make for inventing bucket!”

Mine is, “Don’t kick bucket”…

Next, invent a decent razor…

You don’t have to take that so literally.

“After invent bucket, must invent writing, then invent list.”