Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 30, 2021

You’ll pay for that misdeed, Miss van Pelt.

Go to the closet and get another one and maybe lock Lucy outside while you are at it!

Three weeks later.

“Ms. van Pelt, you are hereby restrained from being within 150ft of Mr Schroeder (surname redacted) and it will last for an indefinite period of time until such time as the aforementioned Mr Schroeder (surname redacted) chooses to dismiss it, Court adjourned.

And she really thinks this is going to make him love her.

Look up “jealousy” in the dictionary and it’ll show a picture of Lucy. NO ONE is more jealous than she is. ;/

That wont be the last Note you will hear on this subject Lucy.

There’s always a bright side to every action. Now at least the Teenage Mutant Turtles will have a piano to play their grunge music.

Throw her down the sewer!

The piano was found by four turtles and a rat.

That looks more like a stormwater drain than a sewer, not that it makes any difference to Schroeder!

Heck no. She’s buying him a new piano, you don’t do that.

At least It will get plenty of practice while waiting for more kids to eat.

Competition?

On the other side of life, I wish I had somebody who liked me that much…

It is so rare to see Schroder away from his piano.

Lucy, you are so dumb! You’re only making him dislike your more.

At least Schroder didn’t become like Linus when his blanket is taken away…

Lucy, how could you do such a horrible thing? That piano was Schroeder’s reason for living! Not to mention his favorite, only true love and now it’s gone forever! If you think he’s gonna date you after what you did, keep dreaming!

“Piano, My Skinless Love”: That is gonna be Schroeder’s new hit song.

Lucy, the first yandere.

I can only imagine what Lucy would do if it had been another girl….

Snoopy to the rescue for piano recovery

Uh oh, girl, you’ve gone and done it. You may think this solves your problems with Schroeder, but this is only the beginning, little girl. Now, you’ll be haunted by the spirit of L. Beethoven forever, or until you get him another piano.

Calling it. Schroeder then goes into the sewer.

Oh, Lucy, you are so dead.

George Carlin once listed “Hand me that piano” in a list of phrases you never hear. I think we can add “you threw my piano down the sewer.”

Beethoven is now decomposing.

Poke her little ass down the sewer to get it back….or just leave her there and do the world a favor.

Just slap her silly…

Lucy, you have bestowed martyrdom, upon the piano. Worse move you could have made.

“Listen! Someone’s playing it. Sounds like… circus music, only in a minor key.”

So….if Schroeder expressed an interest in, say, Frieda (she got NATURALLY CURLY HAIR!), Lucy would throw her in with the piano, Pennywise, and all the doody?

Lucy is a narcissist sociopath.

Linus…ask your parents to buy you a real grand piano. Nobody’s throwing THAT into the sewer! And see if you can get Lucy’s parents to make her do all of your outside chores for at least a year.

Don’t get to close to that storm drain. The evil clown who lives there will grab you. Especially if he lures you with your piano.

Now there’s some clown playing “Winchester Cathedral” down there…

Hate to break it to you, Lucy, but you lost that competition before you ever got in it. And now you deserve to be thrown into the water treatment plant’s waste water pool.

I think I saw this plot in a Lifetime movie.

I wonder what’s going in the sewer next?… and remember what Tom Lehrer said: “Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put in it.” barely relevant, but one can’t quote Tom Lehrer too often.

Lucy Van Pelt was a narcissist before being a narcissist was cool. :/

You think he’s gonna fawn over you after you threw away his most prized possession?

Lucy should be glad she’s doing this before she would be tried as an adult.

It floats.

Lucy will be sued for compensation and the price of replacing the piano.

the fussbudget strikes again!