Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 31, 2021

He never did play well with others.

Well, somebody’s foot….

… so he hopped over here with me and …

… he hasn’t said anything since it happened …

… (His mom taught him not to talk with his mouth full.)

You bring your zombie sweetie to meet your friends and he goes and puts his foot in his mouth, and you lose face. But if your friends are true, they’ll lend a hand.

I used to do that all the time, till I learned to just keep my mouth shut..

jerry was just curious what was afoot…

I’m surprised he’s still standing and hasn’t tipped over yet.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.

They could never get him to toe the line.

You don’t want to see zombie football.

Anyone hear about the zombie poker game? Everyone threw in their hand.

Looking to the title for inspiration again, I see.