Pickles by Brian Crane for September 14, 2021

Whack him! Then the bp will go down.

Being prepared is good, bit over-prepared? Well…

My mom once took seven suitcases for an overnight trip.

It’s no longer a fanny pack. More of a “package” pack.

At this rate, he’ll need to pack a helmet…or a Kevlar fanny pack.

It just occurred to me that if Mr. Monk had worn a fanny pack he wouldn’t have needed Sharona as much. It would have looked really odd with the suit he always wore, so…. maybe that’s why.

Keep it up Earl and you may be wearing that pack in your mouth.

Not every problem can be solved with things.

She doesn’t like Boy Scouts.

I hope he has a flask of 18 year old single malt whiskey in his pack, otherwise what’s the point!

Opal looks like she is ready to kill.

Prepared for anything but you look like a dork. No thanks.

Maybe it is like Hermione’s purse.

Well Earl brought it along and wants to put it to use ;-)

You may be overdoing it a bit there, Earl!

She could use some of that pest spray from yesterday.

I’ll bet he does not have a chainsaw, for the zombie apocalypse

How about earplugs?

Where’s your Towel ?

Geeeeeeeez………. What crawled up HER butt…??????

Earl pick the RIGHT time?

Oy! Stuff it Earl! You’re on Opals last nerve!

That’s a pre-moistened towelette, Earl. It’s been pre-moistened. It’s like pre-drilling.

He simply doesn’t want to be caught in a pickle.

We have a coworker who wears a fanny pack. Not one employee has ever seen him take anything out of or put something in it.

She needs it. She could have a heart attack

Well then, a couple of beers?

“A few bong hits?”

Ovaltine?

Why is she so bent out of shape? Geez!

Ya got any wine in there?

If you can’t find a need, create a need.

Yep. When you have been married for as long as the Pickles, you know each other down to a tee.