The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 03, 2021

If you play tonsil hockey you won’t mind the table hockey.

If you see giant hands outside of the airplane, be afraid. Be very afraid.

Playin the foosball Bobbie Boucher!

“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We’re currently cruising at 35,000 feet and … wait a minute! What is this? GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL !!!!!!!!”

This led to Andy Griffith’s lesser known record, “What It Was, Was Foosball”.

Getting elbowed in the aisle is also annoying.

You might get "bumped) off this flight!

Turn back now! You Foos!

As long as they’re not six-year old kids.

This is a little “Twilight Zone-ish”

I hear some of them are really pushy when you least expect….

I took a flight where the “lady” in front of me would not stop farting. At first, I was “Oh well”. After about 20 minutes, I aimed the overhead air blaster right at her head. A few minutes later, she said something rude. I told her the air will go away when her farts go away. She called the stewardess. When the stewardess smelled her, she told the “lady” to use the toilet. The “lady” insisted it was her right to fart all she wanted. The stewardess aimed the air jet for the seat next to me at the “lady’s” head for a double blast.

Puts a new meaning to “sit and spin”.

you might want to change plains…

or was it planes?

Off to the Foosball World Cup

Had two boys behind me using tray on back of my seat. They were playing cards and kept banging deck of cards on tray. After so many minutes I finally told them to stop. They did.

Foosball the absolute worst game ever invented, with bumper pool a close runner up.

Hopefully they aren’t flying over the Andes.

Another Hilburn gem! Today the coveted Far Side trophy is awarded to this comic strip today.

Who flips the paddles outside once the plane takes off?

Very clever!

You have to admire how the guys on the team stick together.

They’re just going for a spin.

he’s really gonna get a kick out of this flight…

The sports team business is a crock. If you look at their feet, they are clearly going to be sent en masse to sleep with the fishes.

Just sit in this row here; your oar will be provided shortly. You know, cabin, galley, airplane? No?