Close to Home by John McPherson for September 08, 2021

Bleeb is just wondering why you would knock a ball so far away from you and then chase it down and do it again. It seems like a silly thing to do. Even sillier to do it with an object on the end of your foot, instead of a long flexible stick.

Ds it count for three points if he kicks it in?

The inventor of soccer golf.

I wonder if he can swap that out with a “DRIVER FOOT” when he needs it.;-D

So what’s the handicap?

Does he have a whole set of attachments?

Hi Bleeb!

I see a pga tour in this guy’s future

The five iron was called a spoon. So I guess he could stop at the 9th hole and have a wee bit of soup to warm up on a chilly day.

I know guys who often use a foot wedge.

Aren’t you supposed to lose a stroke if you kick your ball?

What? No putter?

Funny, that’s pretty much exactly what I think of when I hear “club foot”. I’m thinking it’s sort of genius, but I’m not one, sooo, grain of salt here.

“How’d he lose his leg?”

“Well, he hit a ball into the drink once and I told him that he’d be stupid to go after it… and that he’d pretty much have to wrestle a ‘gator for it… and that the ‘gator has a better handicap!…

… but he just kept mumblin’… “it’s a Titleist?”

Because…disabilities are always such a hoot?

Couldn’t drive it that far….

He must have different attachments for different jobs…

The unused sock stays in his golf bag – just in case he gets a hole-in-one.

It appears that that club has only one member.

And a guy in the next foursome hits the ball with a bottle of carbonated water. It’s club soda.

He can’t drive with that foot. I don’t imagine playing golf is gonna much easier.

Waving back at you Bleeb! Mind the gophers! :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbQgaHZOFZ0

It’s good to see Bleeb taking an interest in sports, maybe he’ll drop his previous interests.

Thanks for the grin ;-)