Herman by Jim Unger for September 15, 2021

That’s right, Doc, needle him about it.

I think I am starting to understand why some wives knit.

Knit picking wives.

Ouch!

That’s gotta hurt!

Maybe she sewed it closed to prevent him from farting.

Oh the stories I could tell you. Some are unbelievable. You would think that I was just “spinning a yarn”.

Reason #342 why men have shorter life spans than women.

“One in a million!”.

He did it on purpose. He was over due for a colonoscopy.

At least he didn’t sit on a fusilli sculpture….“A million to one shot, Doc. A million to one!”

That has happened here.

“Not necessarily with the same unfortunate result, but, again, more often than you’d think.”

and by the way your prostate is fine.

How did he get to the doctor with a knitting needle poked in his rear?

All he could say was, “OUCH!”

That must have been an uplifting experience.

After dressing up in their wife’s robe?

That doctor is a real knit picker.

I hope she wasn’t knitting an afghan at the time.

Well he should feel a lot better knowing that the doctor has a lot of experience dealing with his problem.

i am concerned about the fat old ladies who have little teeny weeny dogs! “here fifi! here fifi! now where did you go you little rascal??”

Is that his explanation? Tosh.0 had several clips where guys “accidentally” sat on some items that required a visit to the doctor.

House call….