Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 12, 2021

TMI Aunty.

Hot flashes?

Well they have always said, dilution is the solution to pollution.

I think the term is actually “buck naked,” but “butt naked” works, too…

Could be worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okuZRauG06Y

if i let the people who don’t like me affect my sleep i’d never get any rest…

There are two kinds of people who sleep well at night. Those with a clear conscience and those with no conscience at all.

waiting patiently for crisp fall weather so I can turn off the fans (ceiling and oscillating with the air conditioning blasting)

Gas masks for the neighborhood – immediately.

And I bet Aunty will be buried face down so the people that don’t like you can kiss your @$$!!!

Auntie, the TMI queen.

Hey, Aunty…what’s your phone number?

Air. Must have air.

Also, she sleeps with her Butt aimed in their direction, just in case she Sleep Farts.