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Well, you guys told me she was pregnant and I didnât believe it, but it seems that itâs true. I canât figure out how that would tie into a story, but I think this is just an brief update on the previous story and not likely to tie into the Time Drone story that weâre currently in.
I called it ! Â I went for the low hanging âbaby fruitâ on the news she had for Abner. If they are not in Texas they can have that âthingâ removed", in the interest of cop Tracy security. The kid will feel obligated to finish Abnerâs contract on Tracy.
Okay, thatâs interesting. (Though some will complain about yet another story detour.) Yâall get 3 guesses as to who the father is and 2 of them donât count. The way I see it is that itâs either the Moon Governor or Tracy or Abner. Is it a boy or a girl? Will it have blue skin?
Happy Autumnal Equinox to those in the Northern hemisphere, Spring equinox in the Southern hemisphere. Technically, it doesnât occur until 12:21 PM PDT, according to the local weather people on TV. Have a good day!
RIKKI TIKKI TAVI: Youâre a DOC. It says so right on your shirt!
GUARD: HA! Thatâs why youâre my favorite prisoner! Youâre a riot!
RIKKI TIKKI TAVI: DONâT SAY âRIOTâ! The girls are already on edge from having the Pamprin removed from the Commissary!
GUARD: STOP! Youâre killinâ me!
RIKKI TIKKI TAVI: DONâT SAY THAT EITHER â SAME REASON!
2-DOCTOR: The experiments Iâm allowed to run on prisoners have proved conclusiveâŚ
3-âŚSex with me can indeed lead to pregnancy. We will now proceed with Phase 2 of the experiment â to see if continued sex with me can result in you giving birth to multiple babies. Come now â get undressed. We have limited time before youâre no longer appealing to meâŚ
The loathsome opinions of the Doctor do not represent those of this writer
I get the sense that weâre lining up a whole bunch of characters with motive to get their hands on the Time Drone â provided, that is, that the drone is not real and merely a ruse invented by Tracy and Smith to flush out the Apparatus once and for all, along with every other minor crook in townâŚ
âMs. Mortis?â They are awfully polite and formal at this prison. A real house of punishment, eh? I would have expected the guard to say something more like, âOK, Mortis, get in there. Youâre next.â
Geeze, donât see prison chatter like that in Texas. Itâs more like âDoctor, hahahahahaahahahahahaha, you can see a Doctor in 25 years when you get outâ
Hey,letâs skip the âUgly Crystalâ backlash about evil being hereditary.
That baby will be born a complete innocent.And Rikki will eventually have to wipe thatdreamy look off her face and realize o baby should be born in prison and the bestthing she can do is give it up for adoption.
My choice would be Vitamin Flintheart and Kandi.Abner would approve of his kidgrowing up with an appreciation of show business.
This is starting to remind me of the Batman reunion movie made, featuring Adam West, Burt Ward, Cesar Romero, Burgess Meredith, and pretty much the entire gang from the TV show.
Still thinking that, somehow, after all of Mikeâs current crooks have paraded across the stage, weâre still on course for Tracy to have to face Flattop one more time â just not sure what point in time.
Kadaverâs going to reincarnate, fully intelligent, in his kids body. Nikkiâs going to be joyful at first, but start to wonder what happened to the childâs originalâŚconsciousness? Life? Soul?
Ultimately, theyâll have to perform an exorcism with her consent to get rid of him for good (or is he?) and restore the baby, though no one can ever be sureâŚ
Rikki Mortis is officially preggers! Now we all know for sure and donât have to guess. But whoâs the babydaddy? Abner Kadaver? The timing seems problematic for thatâŚ.
AnyFace over 3 years ago
Brian Premium Member over 3 years ago
What a shocking turn of events! And by âshockingâ I mean âabsolutely expectedâ.
Neil Wick over 3 years ago
Good morningâ˘, everyone!
Well, you guys told me she was pregnant and I didnât believe it, but it seems that itâs true. I canât figure out how that would tie into a story, but I think this is just an brief update on the previous story and not likely to tie into the Time Drone story that weâre currently in.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 3 years ago
Good morningâ˘, morning sickness !
I called it ! Â I went for the low hanging âbaby fruitâ on the news she had for Abner. If they are not in Texas they can have that âthingâ removed", in the interest of cop Tracy security. The kid will feel obligated to finish Abnerâs contract on Tracy.
avenger09 over 3 years ago
Well who would have thought Abner was such a stud!
For someone 6 months pregnant sheâs not showing much of a baby bump!
Jab Jr 1957 over 3 years ago
Okay, thatâs interesting. (Though some will complain about yet another story detour.) Yâall get 3 guesses as to who the father is and 2 of them donât count. The way I see it is that itâs either the Moon Governor or Tracy or Abner. Is it a boy or a girl? Will it have blue skin?
22ph over 3 years ago
Abner planted his seeds before he went awayâŚ.
Jab Jr 1957 over 3 years ago
Happy Autumnal Equinox to those in the Northern hemisphere, Spring equinox in the Southern hemisphere. Technically, it doesnât occur until 12:21 PM PDT, according to the local weather people on TV. Have a good day!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Attitude Plenty, move over. With Abner Kadaver as the babydaddyâŚwell.
Mark Jeffrey Premium Member over 3 years ago
Is it normal for prison staff to refer to an inmate as âMs. Surnameâ? I would have expected them just to use her surname.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Dunno why. But this donât surprise me. She looks so happy âĄ.
crobinson019 over 3 years ago
A âMeanwhileâ Moment. I wonder who will be the little Tykes Foster family? Could the Apparatus step in here legally?
Tradewinds309 over 3 years ago
So when is the baby shower? Does she have a gift registry set off? So many arrangements to make.
oakie817 over 3 years ago
heâs a doctor, and best heâs got is âa few monthsâ?
avenger09 over 3 years ago
Let me be the first to point out that Vista Bill would have been estactic over the news that Rikki was making him a grandpa!
We still miss you VB!
Another Take over 3 years ago
1-GUARD: The Doc wants to see you.
RIKKI TIKKI TAVI: Youâre a DOC. It says so right on your shirt!
GUARD: HA! Thatâs why youâre my favorite prisoner! Youâre a riot!
RIKKI TIKKI TAVI: DONâT SAY âRIOTâ! The girls are already on edge from having the Pamprin removed from the Commissary!
GUARD: STOP! Youâre killinâ me!
RIKKI TIKKI TAVI: DONâT SAY THAT EITHER â SAME REASON!
2-DOCTOR: The experiments Iâm allowed to run on prisoners have proved conclusiveâŚ
3-âŚSex with me can indeed lead to pregnancy. We will now proceed with Phase 2 of the experiment â to see if continued sex with me can result in you giving birth to multiple babies. Come now â get undressed. We have limited time before youâre no longer appealing to meâŚ
The loathsome opinions of the Doctor do not represent those of this writer
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hmmm, wonder if it will be a boy or girl orâŚâŚâŚ..?
jrankin1959 over 3 years ago
I get the sense that weâre lining up a whole bunch of characters with motive to get their hands on the Time Drone â provided, that is, that the drone is not real and merely a ruse invented by Tracy and Smith to flush out the Apparatus once and for all, along with every other minor crook in townâŚ
Donnie Pitchford Premium Member over 3 years ago
Is that Kenne Duncan as the prison guard?
Wichita1.0 over 3 years ago
Maybe the drone will show, in a surprise twist, that Sam is the secret father? (ducking and running)
Ray Toler over 3 years ago
âMs. Mortis?â They are awfully polite and formal at this prison. A real house of punishment, eh? I would have expected the guard to say something more like, âOK, Mortis, get in there. Youâre next.â
Ray Toler over 3 years ago
A real twist would be if Mysta married Vera and they adopted Liâl Abner.
IvanB.Cohen over 3 years ago
With a baby on the way, Ms. Mortis could use some of that treasure the time drone will find.
IvanB.Cohen over 3 years ago
The look of love is in her eyesâŚthe look her heart canât disguiseâŚ
Kip Williams over 3 years ago
Be sure and put a note on her file that if the baby has blue skin, it could still be fine.
IvanB.Cohen over 3 years ago
People will say, what did she see in him (Abner Kadaver) well it goes deeper than the eye can see.
cactusjack99 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Geeze, donât see prison chatter like that in Texas. Itâs more like âDoctor, hahahahahaahahahahahaha, you can see a Doctor in 25 years when you get outâ
198.23.5.11 over 3 years ago
Hey,letâs skip the âUgly Crystalâ backlash about evil being hereditary.
That baby will be born a complete innocent.And Rikki will eventually have to wipe thatdreamy look off her face and realize o baby should be born in prison and the bestthing she can do is give it up for adoption.
My choice would be Vitamin Flintheart and Kandi.Abner would approve of his kidgrowing up with an appreciation of show business.
Cheapskate0 over 3 years ago
This is starting to remind me of the Batman reunion movie made, featuring Adam West, Burt Ward, Cesar Romero, Burgess Meredith, and pretty much the entire gang from the TV show.
Still thinking that, somehow, after all of Mikeâs current crooks have paraded across the stage, weâre still on course for Tracy to have to face Flattop one more time â just not sure what point in time.
Civanfan over 3 years ago
Kadaverâs going to reincarnate, fully intelligent, in his kids body. Nikkiâs going to be joyful at first, but start to wonder what happened to the childâs originalâŚconsciousness? Life? Soul?
Ultimately, theyâll have to perform an exorcism with her consent to get rid of him for good (or is he?) and restore the baby, though no one can ever be sureâŚ
198.23.5.11 over 3 years ago
Itâs been strongly hinted that Abner Kadaver was based on a Lon Chaney Sr. silent movie,LONDON AT MIDNIGHTâ1928.
I looked up Lon Chaney Sr.and he was born on April Foolâs Day!!Not a bad choice for Rikki.
OTHER NOTABLE BIRTHDAYS
Lon Chaney Jr.âFebruary 10th.
George ZuccoâJanuary 11th
Rondo HattonâApril 22nd
Vincent Price====May 27th
Peter Lorreâ-June 26th
Bela LugosiâOctober 20th
Boris(GRUESOME)Karloffâ-November 23rd.
BreathlessMahoney77 over 3 years ago
Boy, it sure didnât take long for Joe & Mike to get bored with the time drone/Apparatus storyline, did it?
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Rikki Mortis is officially preggers! Now we all know for sure and donât have to guess. But whoâs the babydaddy? Abner Kadaver? The timing seems problematic for thatâŚ.
grcollazo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bet the kid will be a dead-ringer for his dadâŚ
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Itâs been 22 months and the kid hasnât gotten here yet.
Whatâs it waiting for,the Actorâs Strike to be over?