I had trouble with wristwatches (the bands would make my skin itchy) so I started carrying a pocket watch about the size of a ½ dollar and only about 3/16" thick. I liked it a lot. (students thought it was weird)
There was a science fiction short story about aliens that landed and basically shape-shifted to look like the earthlings they saw. Only problem was they landed in a nudist colony and then went into town. Oops.
oldpine52 over 3 years ago
Gee, should we ask where you carry it?
finkd over 3 years ago
Good timing.
Bring Back "The Good Place" over 3 years ago
“Hey, you want to know the time?” “No, I do not.”
blunebottle over 3 years ago
How cruel.
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Better watch where you keep it.
Riders on the Storm Premium Member over 3 years ago
Where do you keep the car keys? On 2nd thought, don’t tell me.
Robert Craigs over 3 years ago
Negative utility => Passive – aggressive?
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Message received, Brainiac?
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just tuck it between your cheeks.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
There’s only so much you can hang around your
neck.
KEA over 3 years ago
I had trouble with wristwatches (the bands would make my skin itchy) so I started carrying a pocket watch about the size of a ½ dollar and only about 3/16" thick. I liked it a lot. (students thought it was weird)
Ukko wilko over 3 years ago
Maybe it’s actually a “pack it” watch?
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
To go with his birthday suit.
DudeHoldMyBearandWatchThis over 3 years ago
There was a science fiction short story about aliens that landed and basically shape-shifted to look like the earthlings they saw. Only problem was they landed in a nudist colony and then went into town. Oops.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Was the blade open?.….
Here's Waldo over 3 years ago
Was it a Dick Tracy watch?
aussie399 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wonder where he puts the hands