Herman by Jim Unger for September 21, 2021

Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.

That’s how Hamilton Burger rolls.

That’s what the 5th amendment is for.

Dirty pool

Don’t ask me no questions and I won’t tell you no lies.

Was it: Were you ever caught jerking off in a closet?

Let the sleeping dogs answer.

“My mama taught me not to say things like that.”

“Can I cross my fingers?”

La la la la – I can’t hear you!

..after a sip from the fifth, I’ll plead it.

“Let me respond like every good politician under examination does … I don’t recall.”

OK, I’ll tell the truth, depending on the question.

Court rule: Never ask a question that you don’t already know the answer to.

Pardon me?

Caught? Never.

That’s why you’re here, pal.

“I only asked you name.”

Sounds like a pollie caught out