Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 20, 2021

“Why did you put that polka version of ’Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina’ in your musical?” “It was inevitable.”

They’re all “consultants” now.

They all have to troll from home now.

Nope. It won’t happen. I don’t use social media. So I can’t get fired for someone finding something I said in the past.

I’m retired so no way I can be fired.

I want to go to a job interview for fun & intentionally give bad answers. Like ask if I can take my vacation before I start working. Or ask if I can smoke weed on my break & when they say no I’ll emphasize “no certainly not while working, just on my break.”

Only social media posts I create, are here on GoComics and Youtube. I do have a fake Facebook account but never use it. Have heard of Twitter, Tik Tok and Instagram. If someone tried to cancel me, I don’t think I would notice.

If you are going to use social media to do anything controversial that migh affect your career prospects, use a fake name!

I only belong to Bucky Katt’s Anti Social media , so I’m really employable!!

Gocomics is my only social media and they deleted my worst posts, do they still count?

You can’t fire me, I quit!

If everyone in the nation was fired, is the news announcer working for free? Now that’s what I call dedication to the free press.

Some people are being fired twice from the same job. And no the Constitution says nothing about that.

Neither do I, but I’m gonna start…Now: I snapped Suzie’s training bra in sixth grade. She punched me in the mouth.That oughta do it.

gulp my finger slipped on the keyboard. Yeah…yeah that’s what I’ll say when they ask

Does that mean that all the CEOs, CFOs, etc. have to actually work now. They’d be the only ones left.

Somebody hacked my account! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

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I don’t have a Facebook account or any of the others. I have enough to do without spying on others.

I told a joke

Meant to provoke

It wasn’t woke

So now I’m broke.

The real reason is everyone would rather have free handouts then work.

Wonder what people of future generations, say 50-100 years from now, will be saying about these days?

Who fired the last person that was employed?

Why is the TV announcer still working?

Inquiring minds want to know.

The ultimate Mexican standoff.

You’ll be fired because you’re obviously hiding something

And so runners cancel culture and political correctness. Although I’m surprised there’s no mention of executions