Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 21, 2021

Ha ha ha ha eeewwww

“Hmmm….this apple pie tastes funny…”

Golden? Delicious!

I know that worm is up there somewhere.

So this is what happens at apple pickin’ time. That’ snot funny.

Now I’m off apples, too.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your apples but you can’t pick your friend’s apples.

Be thankful it’s not apple wiping time.

Isaac Newton should be along shortly to get you down.

Gross! Apples don’t pick their noses!

So that’s where applesauce comes from!

Go for the gold Pommie!

A genuine new laugh.. Nicely done!

At first, I thought that the apple was ‘Shushing’ (keeping the picking quiet so that kt cam remain in the tree). Then, I came to the comments and found it was something else, lol.

TMI

I will NEVER eat apples again!!

He should “nose” better—What is worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

I thought it was a booger, but it ’snot.

How d’ya like DEM apples?

pick me a winner…

Ick! That is so gross.

He nose he’s the pick of the crop