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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 21, 2021

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    Ha ha ha ha eeewwww

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    Bring Back "The Good Place"  over 3 years ago

    “Hmmm
.this apple pie tastes funny
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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    Golden? Delicious!

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    I know that worm is up there somewhere.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    So this is what happens at apple pickin’ time. That’ snot funny.

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    Now I’m off apples, too.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    You can pick your friends and you can pick your apples but you can’t pick your friend’s apples.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Be thankful it’s not apple wiping time.

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    Isaac Newton should be along shortly to get you down.

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    Darryl Heine  over 3 years ago

    Gross! Apples don’t pick their noses!

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    Znox11  over 3 years ago

    So that’s where applesauce comes from!

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Go for the gold Pommie!

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    Lady loves a joke  over 3 years ago

    A genuine new laugh.. Nicely done!

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    At first, I thought that the apple was ‘Shushing’ (keeping the picking quiet so that kt cam remain in the tree). Then, I came to the comments and found it was something else, lol.

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    TMI

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    Katzi428  over 3 years ago

    I will NEVER eat apples again!!

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    tee929  over 3 years ago

    He should “nose” better—What is worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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    Havel  over 3 years ago

    I thought it was a booger, but it ’snot.

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    How d’ya like DEM apples?

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    pick me a winner


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      over 3 years ago

    Ick! That is so gross.

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He nose he’s the pick of the crop

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