Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 17, 2021

the Groundskeeper: if it takes a load off my back, I’ll allow the Robotic Vacuum to do my work for me.

Ralph may or may not make a hole in one. He’s going to have a clear path.

I love how Mr. Fagan makes so many opportunities to let the robot vacuum shine!

it’s certainly taking some getting used to living on a golf course! I told my husband this morning I feel like a zoo exhibit sometimes because I’ll be walking around in my backyard with my 2 dachshunds and there will be people on the golf course standing there waiting their turn or whatever and they watch us! The occasional wild ball hits the house or lands in the yard too lol. But it is nice to walk my dogs there after hours and we’ll hopefully only be here about a year. I can see living here if you’re an avid golf player, most of my neighbors are retired older couples who love golf. It’s certainly a quiet neighborhood!

Leaves are still looking like Doritos

sure hope it ain’t against the rules.

What are the actual rules on clearing a path or picking up leaves or removing other debris that has fallen or blown in the way/

Sand greens

I understand curling doesn’t pay very well. This would be a way for a sweeper to pick up a little extra money.

Isn’t it against PGA rules to remove leaves and branches in your path?

OOOh! I need to invent a Roomba for leaves!!

now if only his putt can stay on that cleared path.

Reminds me of a snowy day in Schaefer Stadium (and for those who don’t remember, Schaefer is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one): https://joemontanasrightarm.com/2016/12/29/throwback-thursday-patriots-use-a-convict-to-beat-dolphins/

Like putt putt. if the ball hits a leaf it may bounce back into the path.

Tough that you are rich enough to live next to a golf course. Must be a Trump Republican.

He still has to make a good putt.