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Ran across something a few months back. The chicken crossed the road to pick up a carton of eggs after overhearing Farmer Brown say when the chicken stops laying, it’s the chopping block for her.
oldpine52 over 3 years ago
Why not?
Imagine over 3 years ago
Because. Just because.
eromlig over 3 years ago
When the light changes, it says “Why not?”
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Ran across something a few months back. The chicken crossed the road to pick up a carton of eggs after overhearing Farmer Brown say when the chicken stops laying, it’s the chopping block for her.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Why move from any point to any other point? The fact that there’s a road in between them is a distraction.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Q: Why did this chicken NOT cross the road?
A: He couldn’t answer “Why?”.
Iseau over 3 years ago
To be “Road Kill”.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
He bawlked, when his motives were questioned.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
To get to the other side?
admiree2 over 3 years ago
Because it’s there.
zerotvus over 3 years ago
to prove to the opossum that it can be done……..
manowarrior over 3 years ago
i played tic tac toe against a chicken named roxy.i lost! it was one of the games at monticello casino and raceway.
otforever over 3 years ago
An eggistential question.
jonsieg over 3 years ago
To show the coons and possums how it’s done.
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
What the flock …?
Robert Miller Premium Member over 3 years ago
The chicken crossed the road to show the deer how it’s done…
ekke over 3 years ago
Whyever not?
To get to the udder side?
Because I wanna fly the coop?
Because of my combover?
goboboyd over 3 years ago
For the hope of a better pecking order.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Why not!
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
1. The road moved under the chicken.
2. Father O’Chicken made the sign of the cross to bless the road.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
I long for the day when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. :)