Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 29, 2021

No, it WAS an answer. You just don’t like it, you wino fathead.

Got the MoonMan/GilPa thing goin!!! Haven’t had that for awhile. Would love to see them take it to the parking lot cuz I don’t think a “kumbaya moment” is in the cards.

Is it that time of year already? Did Gil just buy a new tube of Brylcreem?

P3.5 “now get down on your knees and kiss my a$$!”

Huh? Marty Moon asking a good question? Now that’s remarkable!

Gil joining ranks of The Snarkers!

P1 – A little product placement on that glove – Whigham looking for a kickback?

Burn!

P1- Not would I call looking the ball in. Stick to the ground game. Pound the rock.

P2- The Caesar salad Moon do looks tossed.

P3- Burn. GilPa 1, Moonpie 0.

There you have it listeners , Thorp admitting he and his team are clueless on how to stop Kettering and their version of the Delaware Wing T. In all reality , it should be a good one. Remember fans , Moon’s Minute was sponsored by Vito and Nick’s Sportsbook and Pizza Palace .

P 1: …pretty good catch considering the kid is looking elsewhere

P 4: “….plus I’m saving my good answers for Heather…”

Yes or no, Gil. Does it take away your advantage?

I gotta go see Vito. I like a C-note on the under. Don’t bet against a tuned in defense!

P-1: is that kid a red shirt freshman or are they wearing game uni’s to practice in?

P-2: Marty is finally sober enough to groom with the new Remington mini razor. Look how clean his beard line is!

P-3: Jerry Vale guest appearance as Gil Thorp

P-1: Don’t worry kid, with R&W doing the drawing, your hands will grow into those gloves.

P3: That’s about as funny as it gets, but I appreciate it.

What is that kid throwing in P3? A lunch bag? A deflated football?

“And by ‘good for us,’ I mean ‘bad for us’ in short run, in that they are likely able to counter our offense and beat us, but which will be good in a kind of life-lessons way.”

Is it a good question?? Or is he just trying to get under Gil’s skin for the 1000th time.

Maybe one of you long time readers can remember a time when Moon actually did a kindness for Gil, or maybe it was the other way around. Maybe both happened. Maybe I’m just an old coot.

P1 “FOO” on the goal post, is that a subliminal message from R&W that the “FU is on the “BAR” (post) and a harbinger foretelling another (FUBAR) season for pursuing second in the Valley?

Looks like tevin’s car and Marty have a lot in common

P1 – Worst wide receiver on the team, the ball is going through his hands and is about to nail Gil in the jujubes.

P3 – Um, Marty? That was a perfectly good answer. And Gil? You didn’t have to be an ass too with your sarcastic answer. You know Gil would have been all smiley and complementary of the question if Heather had asked it.

And speaking of compliments, I’m always open to compliments about Mopped Up Thorp. Not that I’m begging. Okay, maybe it does sound like begging.

Yeah, okay, here we go. Kettering knows how to defend the Wing T, so Milford’s ground game will be ineffective. It will all be on Tevin to come through, and THIS is the game he chokes. Somebody get me Vito on the line, I’m going double or nothing.