Close to Home by John McPherson for October 17, 2021

Gotta give him credit for even trying them on.

But give him good sense never to go commando in them.

He either loves her a lot or he’s afraid of her because he put those pants on

He must be excited, his breath is coming out in shorts pants. Also, Not wanting to be indiscreet but does that means he has all his eggs in one basket? He is the new whisker man!

He’s on his way to becoming the next Wicker Man.

I never appreciated either of my wives picking out my clothes …

So close to becoming a basket case.

Is that the new wicking material athletes wear?

Bleeb is back!

Those pants will have I’m weaving in and out….ouch, owwww,

So now HE gets to wear the pants in the family.

Great now we “basket weave” you bra, wacko !

Where’s the fly?

It’s the thought that counts.

Careful dad, look up “The Wicker Man”.

Welcome back, John!

Welcome back, Bleeb!

She must be the wicker’d witch of the south.

There is nothing like a home made gift! Nothing!

My gosh! The second worse birthday gift ever.

Kind of like hemp!

Yeah, that saw grass tends to chafe a bit at first…

“… and the kids have a gift for you, too. They made you a shirt out of trained fire ants!”

Goes well with his hairshirt.

Oh, the mortification!

Impressive work, but no thanks…..

Peachy keen…

kudos to the drawing of those pants!

For once he wishes he didn’t wear the pants in the family.

What ever you do, don’t sit down!

Take them off, go put, and see if they’re flame proof. Hopefully not. :))

I hope it’s a nice matching hat in the other box! Hi Little Alien Dude! Glad you are back, Bleeb!

It took a dress that short to get him back!!!!!!!! :)

How will he use the lavatories?

The fact that he tried them on is a testament to true love ♥♥ Such a good guy ♥

Then wash them three times and he will try them again.

And you thought the tie was bad! Another great example of Arts and Crafts activity!