Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 09, 2021

Peppermint Patty: “Twenty-five cents, please”!

He won’t love you

So there is a tiny grain of self-recognition in there after all.

You’re dealing with his first love. No one forgets that!

In fact, Lucy only has to wait until 1984 – https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1984/12/16

Now why does Lucy’s psychotic philosophy remind me of the movie Fatal Attraction?

She sounds like a psychopath stalker in a made for TV movie.

Schroeder divides the world into two categories: his music, and things that interfere with his music. The latter category is also divided into two: Lucy, and everything else.

Or maybe a restraining order is on the way.

His interests will change as he grows. Good luck with that, half the people in the world are girls.

So, Lucy’s waiting until 2474?

Something about hell freezing over comes to mind.

Your chances of love went down the sewer along with the piano Lucy.

Lucy is the kind of person Dr. Phil would unleash on. Or Lucy would dress him down. Not a pleasant thought either way. Sorry to bring you all down on Saturday.

….at least

Not bad insight for an 8 year old. I know adults who can’t master that concept.

It’s odd that she thinks the secret to love is the same as the secret to the Mafia…

A better time lapse is NEVER

“Remove the competition”? Red flag.

or never, whichever comes first……

Ruling party in Illinois subscribes to that belief. They’ve eliminated all competition. But – it backfired and people started leaving.

I’m pretty sure that’s not how love works, Lucy.

didn’t work for me either

Schultz’s philandering projects again.

Comments got awfully serious for an old comic strip about a toy piano.

With that kind of action Lucy can forget about Schroeder for that many years.

Aaugh, how could I forget to check the comics this month and miss “Woman is winning!”??

Woman was winning, huh?To paraphrase the words of Willy Wonka: “YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, MISS!”

More like five hundred eons.