Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 18, 2021

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    Lyrak  about 3 years ago

    Why is she even allowed back in his house?

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    Can’t beat her at her own game, can you, Schroeder?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Instead, he scratched it by breaking it over her head…

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago

    How can he make harmonious music when there is such a discordant noise around him?

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    orinoco womble  about 3 years ago

    Who has elbows sharp enough to scratch a wooden surface?

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    Darryl Heine  about 3 years ago

    How can you scratch a piano with your own elbows?

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    jagedlo  about 3 years ago

    Hopefully, Schroeder got some insurance on this piano…

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    Ellis97  about 3 years ago

    Oh no you don’t, Ms. Van Pelt! Schroeder has found another piano and you’re not going to come between them again! If you so much as look at it, he will beat you senseless until you are completely dead.

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    A.Ficionada  about 3 years ago

    When Lucy misses the point, she really misses the point, ha

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I know you’re still young, Schroeder; but not a great pickup line.

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    coreym5  about 3 years ago

    Neither Schroeder nor any other boy in Peanuts would dare strike a girl, of course.

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    this is summerdog  about 3 years ago

    A lavender piano. Very elegant. Maybe Liberace sent it to him when he heard about the previous piano’s “accident”.

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    Rise22  about 3 years ago

    Just pound her anyway…..all the way out your door….and then pound her in your yard….

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    mindjob  about 3 years ago

    He ought to chain it to the table so she doesn’t run off with it

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    Decepticomic  about 3 years ago

    Get some pepper spray, Schroeder.

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    raybarb44  about 3 years ago

    In spite of everything that has passed, she is still with him. Love is it?….

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    billyk75  about 3 years ago

    No it’s Van Pelt will pound the dwarf Liberace.

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    I❤️Peanuts  about 3 years ago

    It’s hard to earn a living as a musician. Will Schroeder still be cute when he’s indigent?

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    donwestonmysteries  about 3 years ago

    Is it a tad larger than his old piano? An upgrade?

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    knutdl  about 3 years ago

    Angry or indignant?

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    Lightpainter  about 3 years ago

    Save time and get the message across, pound her now.

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    knight1192a  about 3 years ago

    Lucy doesn’t get what he’s really telling her. “You destroyed two of my pianos, get out my house and NEVER come back!”

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    C wolfe  about 3 years ago

    But do the black keys work?

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