Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 06, 2021

Once while mid-conversation with a telemarketer I suddenly pretended I just caught on fire. The marketer in a valley girl voice not knowing what to say said, " I’m sorry…….." She knew I was joking because I was semi laughing while saying it. Who’s going to happily say they just caught on fire? A guy who wants off the phone.

Don’t let the lawyer on the phone; he’ll never relinquish it.

I was at the symphony and my phone rang while they were doing pre-opening warmup. My name was drawn to stay a free night in any of their 5-star hotels. Odd that because I had never stayed in any of their hotels. I pushed 2 and they put me on hold. I pushed speaker and used the symphony warmup as my hold music. I never heard them answer baack.

This is evidence of the reason why he was sent away on this “mission” – he seems to take advantage of any situation (especially when there’s a problem) … It’s like “Don’t let a tragedy go to waste.”

Let ’em go visit the Space Coupe…

Am I the only one getting flashbacks to “The Marching Morons” which used faulty spacecraft to get rid of a different, undesirable portion of the population?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marching_Morons

And why do so many telemarketers seek therapy? They have so many hangups! ( ba-dum-dump) Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week, avoiding actual work.

One thing sure, if they live through the flight the lawyer is going to sue someone.

You’re gonna burn!!!!

No, no, the course setting of landing on Sol is correct, you get the honor of being the first! And thank you for your support.

“Of course your spaceship is malfunctioning. We’re the ones that broke it.”

Shouldn’t all the telemarketers be waiting in the airlock to be jettisoned into space?